Sunday morning I will run the Run 13.1 Half Marathon. I picked up my race packet, have my clothes laid out, my race bib pinned on and have everything else set out that I will need for the morning. All of the weeks of preparation finally pay off when I achieve my goal and cross the finish line. The weather looks to be good and I’m ready! In the weeks of training leading up to this I am again reminded that distance runners are a “bit” crazy. Here is a glimpse into the mind of a distance runner:
While running long distances, your mind takes you to some very odd places. I have found countless coping techniques and have created games to distract myself while running for several hours. One of my games is to try to spot a wild flower in every color of the rainbow. In case you were wondering, blue is the most difficult to find. Another favorite is to try to guess the make of the approaching car before I can see the hood ornament.
Music is a life saver to me, I have carefully created a playlist composed completely with songs that I love that are all at the pace that I should be running. Sometimes, I even sing out loud when I’m running. After 5 miles or so, you really don’t care that you “might” look silly singing to yourself.
Running long distances is very stressful, but tension relieving at the same time. There comes a point where you shut out most of the outside world and just take a trip around your brain. It can also be very emotional. I cried like a baby when I finished my first half marathon. I was so proud, relieved and exhausted that the tears just flowed. In training for this race, I had a very significant “coincidence” occur on a 16 mile run. I was at about 13 miles and “The Blarg” showed up. The Blarg is the name I have given to my evil twin, the one who bitches constantly and tries to convince me to stop. The Blarg started whispering in my ear that my knee hurt, I was tired, I should just stop and walk….I started thinking, “Why am I doing this?” At that exact moment, something silver caught my eye. I looked down and saw one of those new Coke cans, the ones that say “Share a Coke with…” and the only thing I could see was the word “DAD” glaring right at me. Message received, loud and clear. Sobbing commenced, the rest of the run was easy because The Blarg took a nap.
Here are some of the crazy things that I have discovered while running the miles that I log in preparing for races:
The worst smell in the world is 2 day old dead armadillo in the St. Louis summer heat.
People throw out way too much trash on the street. Some of it is very interesting (I have found many liquor containers, a pregnancy test, single shoes and a box of trash bags to name some items).
I can solve the problems of the world when I have blood flowing through my veins, yet I forget most of my ideas by the time I have cooled down.
If you repeat “This run sucks” 20,000 times in a row, your run will be over before you know it 😦
I see WAY too many people texting while driving.
I can tell the difference between a banana peel and a snake from 10 feet away
Wildlife I have seen:
Fox
Beaver
Frogs
Ground Hog
Deer
Squirrel
Rabbit
Snails
Wooly Worms
Billions of birds (my favorite is the yellow finch and I believe that seeing it brings me good luck)
Snakes (they help increase my speed)
Turtle
Crawdad (yes, in the middle of the sidewalk)
TONS of insects
SIDE NOTE: During grasshopper mating season it is necessary to wear sunglasses and a mask. Those things are deadly!
ADDITIONAL SIDE NOTE: I am very careful not to step on any creatures. However, I once almost tripped and landed on my face trying to avoid landing on a wooly worm. Lesson learned, if it’s face plant or wooly worm, Sorry buddy!
It’s somewhat alarming how many people use our roads and sidewalks and do not have any idea of the etiquette of their use. As a service to everyone, the following are the rules of the road:
If you are walking, by yourself or with others, stay to the right of the sidewalk. If someone is running or biking behind and they wish to pass, they should announce themselves and say, “On your left”. At that point, you move as far to the right as you can, so that they can safely pass you on your left. If you are walking as a group, please pay attention to those around you and don’t use the entire sidewalk. As a runner you should run on either the sidewalk or the shoulder and you should, whenever possible, run FACING traffic. If you are going to pass another runner or walker, be sure to announce yourself and then pass carefully to their left. Cyclists should, whenever possible, bike on the street WITH traffic. If you approach a walker or runner that you need to pass, announce yourself well in advance and then pass carefully. Finally, all walkers, runners and cyclists should be sure that they can hear what is going on around them. If you use your ipod, always leave out one earbud so that you can hear the traffic and people around you.
In closing, I hope you all enjoy your weekend. I am going to kick this race in the hind end, drink a beer, eat some chocolate chip cookies and then have a home made spaghetti and meatball dinner!